Clowns

I think clowns are hilarious. I don't understand why some people are scared of them. I guess I should watch a horror movie with clowns, then maybe I would understand that fear. But when I think of clowns, I think of Cirque du Soleil and the TV show Modern Family. Why the TV show? Because there is a gay couple and one of the guys, Cam, has this obsession with being a clown. When he was younger he used to be a clown at little kids' birthday parties. He is just hilarious. Seriously.

I also do not have the ability to take clowns seriously. If a clown came up to me and started talking about philosophy I would probably start laughing. Because who has ever heard of a philosophical clown? Not that people who are clowns cannot be philosophical, it's just they can't be philosophical dressed as a clown.

For the record, I did research philosophical clowns and there is no such thing. I found one video tof a clown asking people "deep" questions. Then the clown then started asking ridiculous questions.

Using YouTube as my guiding light, I can safely conclude that there is no such thing as a philosophical clown.