Monday, 5 December 2011

Bad Christmas Sweaters

Bad Christmas sweaters; I'm not sure what to think of them. They are pretty ugly. If a Christmas sweater is only white and navy blue or black you can maybe pull it off. But if it's red or more than two colours, nobody can pull it off. And I mean nobody, not even models. Those sweaters are just too ugly.

I also don't understand why someone would buy one. I understand if your grandma made it or it had family history. But why buy such an ugly sweater? You can't wear it any other time of year, and you shouldn't even wear it in winter. Bad Christmas sweaters can also be hilarious, because of the designs on them, like the ones with Santa Claus and all his elves. Or Santa's sleigh and the reindeer.

I would have to be bribed to wear a bad Christmas sweater. And it would have to be a good bribe. I wouldn't wear one for only five bucks. More like 500 bucks. Yes, that is how much I do not want to wear one. I would never heal from the horrid ugliness of it. I'm still healing from clothes I wore when I was like seven.

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